Hey mummy!
Hey baby! How are you?
I'm really cold.
You sound like it--your teeth are chattering! Get some warmer clothes.
I'm wearing 4 layers!
Buy some more!
But its 10 degrees on the ground.
Wait, where are you?
I'm about to bungee jump off a bridge--300 feet. It'll be great!
Conner, what the hell are you doing calling me to tell me that you are "about to jump" off a f***ing bridge in New Zealand? You're supposed to call and say "mom, I just jumped off a bridge." Past tense. Now you have to call me back later!
But it'll be 2 in the morning there...
I don't give a rat's fanny what time it is. I better hear back from you tonight!
And son, I love you.....
I love you too mummy....
6 comments:
He must not know the "It's easier to ask for forgiveness than permission" rule. Yikes!
I loved this post - it made me laugh and I re-read it several times! hehehe
What a great post. I can totally relate, although with us, it wasn't anything as exotic as bungee-jumping!
So funny.
Um. The call came through, right?
I would have had a heart attack. Okay, I hope I wouldn't. Am glad that you hadn't. And what amusing said.
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